The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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