I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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