question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I'm sobbing to NWA
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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