Duck Duck Cougar?
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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