Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Randomize