I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Actions speak louder than pants.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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