Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Randomize
