Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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