HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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