Do you still have your period?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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