Whod you bang
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
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