Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
false alarm, still single
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