You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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