i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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