Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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