its not stalking. its research.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
My dick has a subreddit
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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