Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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