Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Randomize
