I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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