I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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