i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Randomize
