i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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