My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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