If i come over, it means nothing
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
