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Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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