i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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