bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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