i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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