Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
only if we run a train.
done.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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