with your own penis?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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