idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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