I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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