Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I wish i was in the wii world.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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