Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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