she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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