This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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