Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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