i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Pants are for mortals
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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