I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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