my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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