Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
