That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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