Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize