It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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