Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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