I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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