I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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