What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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