If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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