He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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