I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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