We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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