After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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