did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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