If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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