Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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