so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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