this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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